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    DiegoGwapito

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    JOKE BOX. POST UR LATEST JOKE!

    Post  DiegoGwapito on Thu Dec 25, 2008 8:50 am

    Do you know why bra makers measure cup size by "A B C D E F"?
    A - almost gone
    B - barely noticeable
    C - comfortable
    D - damn good
    E - extremely big and
    F - Fake

    DiegoGwapito

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    Post  DiegoGwapito on Thu Dec 25, 2008 8:51 am

    Learning French
    City - ce vou
    Drug - sha vou
    Good bye - va vou
    Bald - cal vou
    Caught in the act - navo cou
    Feathers - valahi vou
    Not clear - mala vou
    Cute - a cou

    DiegoGwapito

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    Post  DiegoGwapito on Thu Dec 25, 2008 8:51 am

    American guy named Paul challenged a Filipino:
    American: Use my name 4 times in a sentence!
    Pedro: Paul, be carePaul, you might Paul in the swimming Paul.

    DiegoGwapito

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    Post  DiegoGwapito on Thu Dec 25, 2008 8:52 am

    Mister: Di ko na kaya problema ko!
    Misis: Hon, problema natin ito, tayo ang magkasama sa buhay, lahat ng problema mo problema ko... ano problema natin?
    Mister: Nabuntis natin si Inday, tayo ang ama!

    DiegoGwapito

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    Post  DiegoGwapito on Thu Dec 25, 2008 8:53 am

    Lumindol ng malakas noon.... Nagkagulo ang lahat at nag-panic.
    Sumigaw ang isang lalake.. "Katapusan na! Katapusan na!"
    Sumagot ang isa pang lalake.. "Tanga, a kinse pa lang."

    DiegoGwapito

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    Post  DiegoGwapito on Thu Dec 25, 2008 8:54 am

    Two girls nag-aaply ng work... 1 matalino, 1 bobo
    Matalino: Buti ka pa natanggap. Ano ba ginawa mo?
    Bobo: Wala. Nung nag-fill up me ng form, nilagay ko
    sa Sex, sure.

    DiegoGwapito

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    Post  DiegoGwapito on Thu Dec 25, 2008 8:54 am

    PANO MO BABATIIN NG MERRY XMAS ANG EX BF/GF mo?













    MALIGAYANG PASTKO!




    ^_^

    DyTheCute

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    Post  DyTheCute on Thu Dec 25, 2008 4:26 pm

    wahahahah


    tae ka dami mo jokes hahah

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    Post  DyTheCute on Thu Dec 25, 2008 4:33 pm

    3 guys ang nagkasala sakanilang tribo,

    pinuno: kayong tatlo! kumuha kayu isang klaseng prutas na 10 piraso.

    dumating si juan may dala 10 santol,

    pinuno: ipasok yan sa puwet at kung cnu umaray, umiyak o tumawa papatayin!!

    unang santol plang umaray n si juan.. PATAY!

    dumating si perdo may dala 10 ubas/grapes, nung pang 10 na ubas na tumawa, PATAY!!


    nagkita sila pedro at juan sa langit,

    juan: pareng pedro huli n yun bakit k pa tumawa?

    pedro: nakita ko si berto may dalang langka =))

    -end-

    yan haha

    DyTheCute

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    Post  DyTheCute on Thu Dec 25, 2008 4:42 pm

    probinsyano nagrent ng rum sa hotel....

    probinsyano : alam kong probnsyano lang ako kaya wag mo ako lokohin!! bkt gn2 lng rum ko? maliit! walang kama at bintana!! mahal mahal ng binayad ko tapos ganito lang???

    roomboy : sir nasa elevator pa lang tayo... wag ka excited!

    DyTheCute

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    Post  DyTheCute on Thu Dec 25, 2008 4:47 pm

    English Class
    Bawal ang magtagalog:


    Pedro : Ma'am, may I go out please?

    Teacher : why?

    Pedro : because FATHER,MOTHER,ME!

    Teacher : What?

    Pedro :
    (pinawisan)

    Teacher : Magtagalong ka na nga lang!

    Pedro : Ma'am! Tata, ina, ako!!

    charlesmico

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    luko!! :P

    Post  charlesmico on Thu Dec 25, 2008 8:21 pm

    hahaha!!! =))
    kaluluko ng mga are! =))

    charlesmico

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    Post  charlesmico on Thu Dec 25, 2008 8:49 pm

    cheers post kayo sa ibang categories. bounce
    parating d2 e. Razz

    pag usapan natin ang mga kabaliwan =P



    joke!! computer games?
    share kayo ng mga nilalaro nyo..
    at ako'y inis sa valkyrie ngaun..
    nde mkpglaro Sad

    DyTheCute

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    Post  DyTheCute on Fri Dec 26, 2008 5:53 am

    bkit?

    anug nangyari sa valk?

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    Post  Admin on Fri Dec 26, 2008 7:59 pm

    nde mkpg patch ng ayus. Laughing Mad

    DiegoGwapito

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    Post  DiegoGwapito on Tue Dec 30, 2008 8:03 am

    ako? nlalaro ko?
    TIN*EL wahhahahahaa sarap e

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    Post  Admin on Fri Jan 02, 2009 12:27 am

    wlngkwenta ata e2ng xmas break. XD Razz

    DyTheCute

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    Post  DyTheCute on Mon Jan 05, 2009 4:22 am

    haha bkit???

    ------------------

    e2 jokes pa

    May magkasintahan nagsa-star gazing:
    BF : Luv, anong zodiac sign mo?
    GF : Zodiac sign? Ano yon?
    BF : Yung Horoscope mo. Gaya ko, sa 'kin Cancer.
    GF : Ah, ganun? Sa 'kin Almoranas!

    DyTheCute

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    Post  DyTheCute on Mon Jan 05, 2009 4:43 am

    e2 corny haha

    boy1: grabe talaga pamilya namin... lolo ko 88 years old na namatay.
    boy2: wala yan sa lolo ko. 98 years old na namatay!
    boy3: walang sinabi ang mga lolo nyo lolo ko! Sa sobrang tanda... pinatay nalang namin.


    girl: niloko mo ako... bat di mo sinabi na may asawa ka na pala? huhuhu

    man: aba! excuse me! you said you were looking for a husband...

    well, i'm a husband!

    ---------------------------

    e2 labanan ng mga tanga


    Host: What "N" (narra) is the national tree of the Philippines ?

    Contestant: Niyog?

    Host: Mas matigas pa diyan.

    Contestant: (in a strong-sounding voice) NIYOG!!!

    Host: Saan "B" (Bagumbayan) binaril si Jose Rizal?

    Contestant: Sa back?

    Host: O sige, puwede rin na ang simula ay letter "L" (Luneta).

    Contestant: Likod?

    Host: Hindi pa rin. Para mas madali, "R.P." ang initials ng modern name nito ( Rizal Park ).

    Contestant: Rear Part? (Susme! Likod pa rin yun!)



    Host: Saan "B" (beach) tayo madalas pumunta pag summer upang maligo?

    Contestant: Banyo?

    Host: Hindi, pag pumunta ka doon, maaarawan ka.

    Contestant: Bubong?

    Host: Hindi, marami kang makikita duong mga babaeng naka-bikini.

    Contestant: Beerhouse!



    -itutuloy sa isang araw ahaha

    Admin
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    walang bastos d2!~

    Post  Admin on Thu Jan 08, 2009 5:32 pm

    Razz anu ang 2mitirik at bumababa rin..
    at pag nasira ay sira na rin ang kinabukasan?


































    araw. cheers

    DiegoGwapito

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    Post  DiegoGwapito on Fri Jan 09, 2009 3:53 am

    mico, paki set ung time d2 sa forum, sablay ung oras haha

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    Post  Admin on Wed Jan 14, 2009 6:09 am

    ill try.. Wink

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